Activity Briefing

In case you are a new reader I thought I'd let you know what kind of activities in which I participate in Second Life. Here we go:

conferences






more conferences






Recreation






uh.....recreation?

Alright seriously this will be a short post sense I've only endured twenty flavors of insanity during my insomnia-driven stint on Second Life tonight. Friendships were strengthened, truths were told, and everybody else had their panties in a bunch over something. Lighten up, guys.

First off, I got a new look that I friggin' love. It's great, my avatar is such a dirty little hottie. Moving on, in this little snapshot we have from left to right me, Steff Ling and some guy (or chick, I'm confused as usual) named Sharen. We are god knows where doing absolutely nothing. Enjoy.

This picture was taken during a boy meeting, where me and Steff talked about SL boys we know, boys we love, and boys we're gonna choke if they don't log in every once in a freakin' while (Shane V).

Let's end this in a moment of meditation. I was so tired by the end of the night my avatar was complaining, so I sat that little bitch down for time-out.

Highlight: Second Life Blogs

If you look to your right (or left, I be changing shit all the time) you will see a list of Second Life blogs I've linked to. I figure you see links all the time but why not see the page it links to? With that said here are the screenshots for the current sites on the list, and included are super brief reviews. Let's do this:

Tooter Claxton

In my opinion Tooter Claxton is one of the most bad-assed builders in the big SL, and by natural right, one of the most tweaked. In the screenshot shown is a post about his Clockwork Orange-inspired avatar - that's also bound and covered in blood. Go Tooter!

Betinna Tizzy

Bettina covers a ridiculous amount of SL goings on. Freaky avs, incredible builds, and all kinds of other delightful nonsense. She also has (from the look of it anyway) a ton of connections with people from all walks of life so she's not genre cast [*ahem* can we edit that?].

Disturbance 1.0

How'd you like to bust into this stall at your local convenience store.

Malarchy Post 1.0

Alright ladies and gentlemen after very little anticipation it has arrived: the Malarchy Post 1.0! That's right everybody, an entire post jam-packed with complete bullshit. I'm allowed every once in a while, am I right?


Alright first up we have two people who were very busy working on projects of their own accord. That's what was supposed to happen. Aaaand this is what did happen:


This is Shane:



And this is Shane's Big fucking gun:


In short, we we're actually being productive when a Spanish-speaking av popped in and we then attached our Babblers, a translation device, so we could understand her and she us. The only thing we could really translate what that the Babbler 'translate no good much'. Thereafter Shane and I proceeded to throw common sense out the window and translate for it saying things like '1 sec my fetus is ringing' and another of Shane's awesome statements, something to the effect of 'I like to freeze-dried foreskin'. And of course, the Babbler would translate to Spanish in turn and the poor girl became more and more lost with each 'I had a circle jerk for dinner last night', accompanied with Shane nailing her with beer cans from his giant Chicago Typewriter.
Eventually she ducked out, but not before adding me and hoping to never see Shane in any form again, and who could blame her seeing as how his mere presence makes small children cry. And good for them, kids are too damned sensitive nowadays.

On an off note I discovered something odd about the place Shane took me to build:



Notice something different? If you guessed lack of wooden blocks and rotating penis ads you'd be correct. There is nothing there. Absolutely nothing. Someone bought this entire sim just so a select group of people can build on it. And now I'm in that select group. I feel special, and not in the drool and helmet kind of way. Will I tell you where it is? Hell no. You might have rotating penis ads.



So I think I'm going to conclude this post with a picture I like to call 'I, have an iPod loincloth'.

ZZ Land 1.0

Here's something of interest. Earlier I was working on Booth 6 on the ground level of the ZZ Land Market when out of nowhere I was met with a bi-podal rat digging into a cereal box. He goes by the name of Tooter Claxton.



After chatting with him for a bit I found that he made the awesomeness that is the 'punk rat' avatar and sells it for a meager 200 Ls. So of course, consumed by the better-than-sex feeling of something new I ran headlong to his booth and purchased the ava, put it on, and immediately teleported to my favorite dumpster diving locales (soon to have a post of their own). It was great publicity for the guy and also made for some awesome pics.